If you thought politics couldn’t get any wilder, think again. Last night, Fox’s Greg Gutfeld took center stage to break down the latest viral moments from Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett—a rising Democratic star whose unfiltered style has the internet buzzing and late-night hosts, well, feasting.

The Clip That Sparked a Firestorm

It all started with a resurfaced clip of Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) critiquing fellow lawmaker Byron Donalds for his comments about the Jim Crow era and his interracial marriage. “Is this because you don’t understand history, or is it literally because you married a white woman and so you think that they whitewashed you?” Crockett asked. The remark, originally made months ago, has found new life online, reigniting debates about race, politics, and personal boundaries.

Enter Greg Gutfeld, never one to let a viral moment pass without a punchline. On his show, Gutfeld didn’t just roast Crockett—he “cooked her live and unfiltered,” turning her soundbites into a comedic masterclass. As he put it, “This wasn’t some weak back and forth. This was Gutfeld in full beast mode, dropping punchlines so sharp they could slice through steel.”

Chaos and Comedy Collide

Gutfeld’s monologue was relentless. He compared Crockett’s fiery rhetoric to “amateur hour at open mic night,” highlighting how she seems to walk straight into controversy with a confidence that’s both admirable and, at times, bewildering.

But what really set the internet ablaze was Gutfeld’s ability to turn Crockett’s most dramatic moments—her “temper tantrums,” as he called them—into viral comedy gold. One moment she’s passionately defending her views, the next she’s the punchline of her own circus act. Gutfeld’s comedic timing was on full display, flipping Crockett’s wild rants into a late-night highlight reel.

The “Hot Wheels” Controversy

The show didn’t shy away from Crockett’s other headline-grabbing remarks, including her now-infamous “Hot Wheels” jab at Texas Governor Greg Abbott. Crockett, referencing Abbott’s wheelchair, quipped, “Y’all know we got Governor Hot Wheels down there. Come on now. And the only thing hot about him is that he is a hot mess.”

Gutfeld didn’t miss a beat, calling out the remark as “not very woke, is it?” and questioning the double standards often present in political discourse. He noted that Crockett’s brand is built on chaos—“a walking soundbite machine who somehow turns every press appearance into a Broadway meltdown performed by a smoke alarm on Red Bull.”

From Policy to Performance Art

What makes Jasmine Crockett such a lightning rod for both critics and fans? Gutfeld argues it’s her ability to turn any policy discussion into pure performance art. “She doesn’t bring receipts. She brings chaos. And not even the fun kind. The type that makes people start eyeing the exits and praying someone pulls the fire alarm.”

He likened her speeches to “watching someone microwave a steak and then act shocked when it comes out like a rubber flip-flop.” Every time she takes the mic, it’s “like a sitcom soundboard crashes through the background. Not because she’s hilarious, but because the laugh track is working overtime trying to save the scene.”

The Art of Outrage

Crockett’s style, Gutfeld says, is a masterclass in “outrage marketing dressed up as activism. Loud enough to trend, vague enough to dodge accountability.” He poked fun at her “uncanny power to hijack any hearing and turn it into verbal parkour,” where logic and precision are nowhere to be found.

But it’s not just about Crockett’s delivery. Gutfeld pointed out the reaction—claps, nods, and “fake deep mmm’s” from those around her. “It’s like the whole room is under some kind of trance. Or they’re all too scared to be the one to say, ‘Yo, that made zero sense.’”

When Comedy and Politics Collide

Gutfeld’s roast wasn’t just about getting laughs—it was a commentary on the current state of American politics. He described Crockett as the “perfect face of the modern Democrat party,” a figure who can “inject identity politics into literally any topic, no matter how unrelated.”

He even joked that debating Crockett is “like playing chess with a pigeon. She knocks over all the pieces, squawks nonsense, poops on the board, then struts away screaming checkmate.”

The Takeaway: Performance Over Policy

Despite the laughs, Gutfeld ended on a note of genuine bewilderment at Crockett’s continued rise. “She doesn’t debate issues. She takes them hostage and turns them into Broadway auditions.” For Gutfeld, every Crockett appearance is a new episode in a political reality show—one that’s equal parts chaos, comedy, and confusion.

Why This Matters

In an era where viral moments can define political careers, Jasmine Crockett’s approach is both a symptom and a cause of the spectacle that politics has become. Whether you see her as a fearless voice or a headline-chasing performer, one thing is clear: she keeps people talking.

And as long as she does, Greg Gutfeld—and late-night hosts everywhere—will never run out of material.