If you thought Elon Musk was done surprising the world, think again. The billionaire entrepreneur, who’s already revolutionized everything from cars to space travel, is now taking his next big swing—straight to your stomach. The brand-new Tesla Diner & Drive-In has officially opened its doors in Hollywood, and fans are lining up for hours, eager to get a taste of Musk’s latest, and perhaps most eccentric, venture yet.

From Mars to Milkshakes: Musk’s Latest Move

Elon Musk is no stranger to unconventional ideas. Whether he’s plotting a mission to Mars, rolling out humanoid robots, or threatening to form his own political party, Musk always finds a way to keep himself—and the public—on their toes. But with the launch of the Tesla Diner, the world’s richest man is diving into the restaurant business with the same flair that made him a household name.

Unlike other celebrity-backed eateries—think Planet Hollywood, Wahlburgers, or MrBeast’s Beast Burger—the Tesla Diner is a full-throttle celebration of all things Tesla. The 24/7 diner, located in the heart of Hollywood, is designed to be a pit stop for Tesla drivers looking to recharge both their vehicles and their appetites. But judging by the crowds at its July 21 opening, you don’t need to own a Tesla to get in on the action.

Fans Camp Out for a First Bite

On opening day, the scene outside the Tesla Diner looked more like a movie premiere than your average restaurant launch. Tesla enthusiasts, curious locals, and social media influencers flocked to the scene, eager to see if the menu lived up to Musk’s promise that every item would be “epic.”

And while the menu might not be launching anyone into orbit, it’s certainly stirring up conversation. The eclectic lineup includes fried chicken and waffles ($13.50), a Wagyu beef chili cup ($8), pie à la mode ($12), a hot dog with cheese sauce ($14), and a house-baked cinnamon roll ($7). There’s even something called “epic bacon” ($12) and a mysterious “dirty kombucha” ($11).

But not everyone is convinced. “We’re struggling to see what can be considered ‘epic’ about a market salad,” one diner quipped online. Still, the novelty—and the prices—are drawing plenty of attention.

A Menu That’s More Than Just Hype?

For all the tongue-in-cheek menu items, some visitors were genuinely impressed by the affordability. “Wow, the prices are not bad,” one fan commented, while another added, “Pretty damn good prices for LA.”

Of course, not everyone was ready to hand over their wallets without a little sarcasm. “Does everything come with a free Model S or X at those prices?” joked one Twitter user. Another, perhaps weary of the Tesla hype machine, said, “I love Tesla, but the clout chasing among the Tesla ‘influencers’ has become absolutely unbearable. Enjoy your vehicles and keep to yourself, nobody cares you go to every Tesla event.”

But the biggest controversy so far? The fries. As one customer pointed out, “Glad there is a veggie burger option but kind of bummed the fries are fried in beef fat.” For a brand that’s often associated with futuristic, eco-friendly tech, the use of beef tallow has sparked a mini-debate among plant-based eaters.

The Full Tesla Experience—With a Side of Spectacle

If you’re lucky enough to snag a spot at the Tesla Diner, you’ll be greeted by more than just food. The Hollywood location features two towering 45-foot LED movie screens, a Tesla Optimus robot, and plenty of branded merchandise for die-hard fans. The parking lot is a veritable showroom of customer Cybertrucks, lending the whole place an air of sci-fi spectacle.

And in true Musk fashion, the diner doesn’t miss a beat when it comes to branding. Meals are served in adorable cardboard Cybertrucks—because why not?

What’s the Verdict?

The Tesla Diner is already proving to be as polarizing as its founder. For some, it’s a must-visit destination, a place where innovation and pop culture collide. For others, it’s just another Musk sideshow, more about buzz than bites.

But love it or hate it, the diner is giving Tesla a much-needed jolt of positive exposure at a time when the brand has faced its share of challenges. And with Musk at the helm, you can bet this is only the beginning.

A Taste of the Future, or Just a Flash in the Pan?

So, is the Tesla Diner the future of fast food, or just another quirky footnote in Musk’s ever-expanding legacy? Only time—and hungry customers—will tell. But one thing’s for sure: in a city that thrives on spectacle, the Tesla Diner is serving up exactly what Hollywood ordered.

What’s Next for Musk?

If history is any guide, Musk isn’t likely to stop at burgers and fries. With rumors swirling about everything from Mars colonies to AI-powered robot chefs, the Tesla Diner could be just the first course in a much bigger meal.

For now, though, fans are happy to wait in line, snap selfies with the Optimus robot, and debate the merits of dirty kombucha. And for those who can’t make it to Hollywood, the buzz online is almost as satisfying as the food itself.

Final Thoughts: More Than Just a Meal

In the end, the Tesla Diner isn’t just about what’s on the menu—it’s about the experience, the spectacle, and the story. It’s a place where fans can come together, share in the excitement, and maybe, just maybe, feel like they’re part of something bigger.